It’s the year 3031, the year humanity first dared black hole travel.
As those pioneers rocketed towards their certain doom at face deforming speed, a 10^43561644356 to 1 cosmic anomaly happened.
The atoms of the ship and everything inside had their quantumly entangled atoms teleported.
As they traveled through the black hole the laws of the universe began to spiral and warp and their immensely bad luck for being picked for this mission, did a 540 and turned into a miracle.
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